John and Karen Hawk the Fair: Friday Fictioneers

Friday Fictioneers – Rochelle Wisoff-Fields posts a pic to write a 100 word story about.

This week it’s:

credit: sunglasses-ted-strutz

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

John and Karen Hawk the Fair

Karen. This is smart.
What, John?
If you buy a toy that flies, you wanna protect your eyes.
Oh.
Like that booth selling salted nuts and cold drinks.
John, everyone wants a drink after something salty.
What about the one before that?
Which?
The one selling turtles and hares.
Turtles and hares?
Yeah, the sign read, “WAX ON/ WAX OFF”.
John, you jerk, that was a TURTLE WAX booth.
Oh. Well, how about the wedding booth next to that machine gun booth?
I’ll bite…
Groom goes boom?
(Silence)
The bride that died?
John, stop shooting blanks.


Randy Mazie

31 thoughts on “John and Karen Hawk the Fair: Friday Fictioneers

    • Thanks.
      As far as my relation to Russel, you’ll have to ask him.
      Most kin don’t like to admit I’m related to them.
      I can’t imagine why though.

      Sometimes I feel like P.D. Eastman’s “Are you my mother?”

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