A Woman Had Pulled a Man’s Switch: Limerick Off Monday

This was a switch that turned into a double switch with a switch of a switch

Limerick Post (Limerick-Off Monday) of MAD KANE’S HUMOR BLOG challenges readers/writers to write, obviously, LIMERICKS! This week’s suggested word to be rhymed is: SWITCH

picture by Randy Mazie

A Woman Had Pulled a Man’s Switch

A woman had pulled a man’s switch.
I bet you were thinking I’d rhyme it with bitch.
I would if she hadn’t arranged
a sexual exchange
to help this poor fellow who had developed a twitch.

But then this fellow began fixing a switch.
As he liked his sex with an S&M niche.
The woman complied
after he qualified
that he’d make her swiftly and switch-edly rich.

Now here’s where it all takes a switch.
He calls out his wife’s name to the (I tried not to use the word) bitch.
But while he is astride,
she cries out wide-eyed,
This will cost you even more or I’ll snitch!

Randy Mazie