A Fellow Had Promised to Stake: Limerick Off Monday

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Just be careful who you decide to stake. ‘Nuff said.

A Drunk Was Once Fed Some Grub: Limerick Off Monday

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Be careful who you drink with, but be more careful of the hand that feeds you.

A Woman Had Pulled a Man’s Switch: Limerick Off Monday

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This was a switch that turned into a double switch with a switch of a switch

Getting a Trim on Purim: Limerick Off Monday

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For those of you who are Jewish – and for those of you who are not – although a very serious Holiday, Purim is celebrated in a light-hearted manner,

Is Writing a Limerick Lame?: Limerick Off Monday

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There may be severe consequences for saying, or even believing that. Read on so you are forewarned… Limerick Post (Limerick-Off Monday) of MAD KANE’S HUMOR BLOG challenges readers/writers to write, obviously, LIMERICKS! This week’s suggested word to be rhymed is: … Continue reading →

There Once Was A Lady From Goa: Friday’s Bible Study Limerickteers

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A new verse to add to an old verse of the tale of Noah and the Ark.

A Gal Who Could Not Resist Laps: Limerick Off Monday

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If you can’t resist a lap, you need some outside stand-up help. Here’s a limerick to prod you along to getting the resistance you need…

A Man Who Would Not Hurt a Flea: Limerick Off Monday

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Don’t let a timid soul fool you. Inside the man may lurk a brash heart, an egoist, a savage darkness waiting to reign supreme. A shadowy brute may be breathing just below the surface…

When The Kids Move Out: Limerick Off Monday

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Ever wonder what life will be like when the kids move out? Don’t be fooled by that illusion. When it is said that something’s too good to be true, well, you know the truth, it’s too good to be true…

Some Girls Want to Have Fun, Some Girls Only Want a Taste: Limerick Off Monday

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Limerick Post (Limerick-Off Monday) of MAD KANE’S HUMOR BLOG challenges readers/writers to write, obviously, LIMERICKS!

Entrees, Like Revenge, May Be Served Cold: Limerick Off Monday

Limerick Post (Limerick-Off Monday) of MAD KANE’S HUMOR BLOG challenges readers/writers to write, obviously, LIMERICKS! This week’s suggested first line that I chose was: When the entrée arrived, it was cold…   Entrees, Like Revenge, May Be Served Cold When … Continue reading →

Post Toasties: Limerick Off Monday

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Limerick Post (Limerick-Off Monday) of MAD KANE’S HUMOR BLOG challenges readers/writers to write, obviously, LIMERICKS! This week’s suggested first line that I chose was: A fellow who wrote for the Post I. A fellow who wrote for the Post knew … Continue reading →

How Do You Rank a Shank? (Limerick Off Monday)

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There are all sorts of man of rank… How do you rank yours?

Dorothy Parker and Girls Who Have Rashes: Limerick Off Monday

I’ve met several women with rashes. They’re waiting to meet you, too….

Too Rubenesque for Burlesque?: Limerick Off Monday

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This dancer was too Rubenesque even in a bird costume….

Check Out This Guy’s Drill: Limerick Off Monday

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I drill, you drill, Jack and Jill went up to drill, and went fracking ever after…

Tarzan’s Old Travel Memories: Limerick-Off Monday

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You think you have relationship issues, tune into this threesome…

Rose Was Aroused When She Rose: Limerick-Off Monday

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Rose was aroused when she rose But when that was nobody knows

Transanimalism: Friday Freeformeers

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Look it’s a bird, it’s a plane, it’s superman! No, it’s all three – It’s a birplaman! Friday Fictioneers – Rochelle Wisoff-Fields posts a pic to write a 100 word story about. This week it’s: humor   My dear friend … Continue reading →

Smoke On. Smoke Off. (Cough. Cough.).

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If you smoke, try to quit. If you don’t, don’t try it. Once it controls you, you’ll never control it. Mad Kane’s Humor Blog recently had a reference to the World No Tobacco Day (May 31st) and a limerick call. … Continue reading →

The Persecuting Prostitute: Limerick-Off Monday

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Don’t get caught with this woman of the night. She’ll burn you right…

Deeper In Red Ink: Limerinks (Oops! Did I Misspell That?)

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