I doubt if you’ve ever had a conversation on your cell phone like this one. Maybe not.
Each week Rochelle Wisoff-Fields posts a pic to write a 100 word story about.
This week it’s humor.
Empty Chairs for Empty Heads*
You’re a 1/2 hour late.
Where do you get off saying that? You’re still not here.
Typical of you. Always turning everything around.
You just did it again. I’m not the one who’s always late.
Late? You’re not even here.
You’re not here either.
I’ll be there before you.
No, you won’t. I’m just around the corner
I’m just coming through the door.
Oh yeah, I’m slipping my butt into the chair.
Too late. I’m already in it.
I’m hanging up.
Wait. How long?
How long what?
Before you’re there.
A minute before you. When are you going to be there?
Hello? HELLO! Damn you…
*Dedicated to all late and frustrated lovers, friends, siblings, co-workers, and The Master of the Stupid Empty Chair, Clint Eastwood (or is it: the Stupid Master of the Empty Chair)