A Fellow Had Promised to Stake: Limerick Off Monday

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Just be careful who you decide to stake. ‘Nuff said.

A Drunk Was Once Fed Some Grub: Limerick Off Monday

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Be careful who you drink with, but be more careful of the hand that feeds you.

A Woman Had Pulled a Man’s Switch: Limerick Off Monday

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This was a switch that turned into a double switch with a switch of a switch

Getting a Trim on Purim: Limerick Off Monday

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For those of you who are Jewish – and for those of you who are not – although a very serious Holiday, Purim is celebrated in a light-hearted manner,

Is Writing a Limerick Lame?: Limerick Off Monday

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There may be severe consequences for saying, or even believing that. Read on so you are forewarned… Limerick Post (Limerick-Off Monday) of MAD KANE’S HUMOR BLOG challenges readers/writers to write, obviously, LIMERICKS! This week’s suggested word to be rhymed is: … Continue reading →

A Gal Who Could Not Resist Laps: Limerick Off Monday

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If you can’t resist a lap, you need some outside stand-up help. Here’s a limerick to prod you along to getting the resistance you need…

A Man Who Would Not Hurt a Flea: Limerick Off Monday

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Don’t let a timid soul fool you. Inside the man may lurk a brash heart, an egoist, a savage darkness waiting to reign supreme. A shadowy brute may be breathing just below the surface…

Some Girls Want to Have Fun, Some Girls Only Want a Taste: Limerick Off Monday

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Limerick Post (Limerick-Off Monday) of MAD KANE’S HUMOR BLOG challenges readers/writers to write, obviously, LIMERICKS!

Entrees, Like Revenge, May Be Served Cold: Limerick Off Monday

Limerick Post (Limerick-Off Monday) of MAD KANE’S HUMOR BLOG challenges readers/writers to write, obviously, LIMERICKS! This week’s suggested first line that I chose was: When the entrée arrived, it was cold…   Entrees, Like Revenge, May Be Served Cold When … Continue reading →

Post Toasties: Limerick Off Monday

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Limerick Post (Limerick-Off Monday) of MAD KANE’S HUMOR BLOG challenges readers/writers to write, obviously, LIMERICKS! This week’s suggested first line that I chose was: A fellow who wrote for the Post I. A fellow who wrote for the Post knew … Continue reading →

How Do You Rank a Shank? (Limerick Off Monday)

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There are all sorts of man of rank… How do you rank yours?

Too Rubenesque for Burlesque?: Limerick Off Monday

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This dancer was too Rubenesque even in a bird costume….

Check Out This Guy’s Drill: Limerick Off Monday

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I drill, you drill, Jack and Jill went up to drill, and went fracking ever after…

Tarzan’s Old Travel Memories: Limerick-Off Monday

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You think you have relationship issues, tune into this threesome…

Wouldn’t You Pretend to be Ill?: Limerick Off Monday

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I’m sure that every one of you can relate to this, especially if you have children.

Too Much Red Ink: Limerick Off Monday on Tuesday

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You can always have too much red ink, but can you do something with it? Like lemons into lemonade?