There are all sorts of man of rank… How do you rank yours?
Limerick Drill (Limerick-Off Monday) of MAD KANE’S HUMOR BLOG challenges readers/writers to write, obviously, LIMERICKS! This week’s suggested first line that I chose was:
A fellow was proud of his rank…
How would you rank this cannon, baby?
(pic by Randy Mazie, not a selfie)
A man who was proud of his rank,
12 inches without even a yank,
But with much modesty,
all the women he’d see,
would ask him to do ’em point-blank.
A man who was proud of his rank.
Had a member as big as a tank.
Women would run
To ogle his gun,
And then they’d swing under his shank.
A man who was proud of his rank
would plank lightly on a lady’s flank.
The naughty girls waited
’cause he was X-rated
in arousing pink flesh with a spank.
Randy Mazie
The Writer's Village 
Is the R in Randy for Ribald ?
Right.