Dino-toons: Friday Fictioneers

This is the Friday Fictioneer’s answer to the New Yorker’s weekly Cartoon Caption Contest.

Each week Rochelle Wisoff-Fields posts a pic to write a 100 word story about.

This week it’s prehistoric humor.

© Douglas M. MacIlroy

           

Dino-toons

The guy who owns it is a writer. He calls it his thesaurus.
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No one tells me to put some skin in the game.
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Fred, I really think you need to do something fast.
He said he just ate our next-door neighbor.
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Let’s play basketball: shirts and bones.
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Honey, how’s that metal sculpture of me you promised to make coming along?
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Ooh, that white mask is really hot!
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He said his name is The Lone Raptor and that he’s looking for Tonto-saurus Rex.
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Ginger, your mother is here!
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Coffee or Tea, Rex?
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I’m sorry but singing “I love you. You love me”
will not convince anyone that you were once Barney.
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We had to put him out here because the bed wasn’t big enough for the three of us
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Randy Mazie