Did you happen to catch that historic interview between Barbara Walters and Sigourney Weaver? If you were one of the few to miss it, I have obtained the rights to reprint it here in its short and not-so-sweet entirety. Hold on to your seats…
Friday Fictioneers – Rochelle Wisoff-Fields posts a pic each week to write a 100 word story about.
This week it’s humor (funny, it was humor the week before, and the week before that, and the week before…)
Copyright – Madison Woods
The Remains of an Alien Interview Between Sigourney Weaver and Barbara Walters
Welcome, Sigourney.
Thanks. Barbara
May I call you Ellen Ripley?
If I can call you Ba-Ba Wa-Wa.
I forgot you were on Saturday Night Live.
And you forgot I did Gorillas in the Mist, Dian Fosse, Ghostbusters, and much more.
True dat, but isn’t it also true that you’re a very tall girl, 5 foot 11?
Yes, and isn’t it true that you have the most effed up hair in the industry? Listen,
Barbara, you’re pissing me off with your stupid-ass comments.
So who ya gonna call?
Who I’m gonna call, Wa-Wa? Listen, bitch, I’m calling you.
Go for it, Siggy, ’cause I’m gonna rip your alien heart out.
Randy Mazie
If you’re interested in reading more about this putrid Madison Woods’ picture…
my original FF piece is linked here.
Nobody in Their Right Mind: Friday Fictioneers
The Writer's Village 
I’m a big fan of Alien and Sigourney, but of of the stupidest scientific gaffs I’ve seen in a science fiction movie was the “molecular acid” that almost instantly ate through floor after floor of the spaceship in that movie. This goo looks like something that came in contact with that “molecular acid.” 😛
Hmm. well, alright. Thank you for sharing.
Randy
This reminds of Aliens, definitely. Funny take. I can still watch the first two movies again and again. Yes, this looks like molecular acid. I agree with Zombie.
You know she did do other movies.
Part 2:
Hmm. well, alright. Thank you for sharing.
Randy
What can I say? Alien and Aliens are the two I liked in the most, probably. She’s very talented. I’ve always liked her.
thanks for clearing this up…. 😉
Great take.
aren’t you going to commnet on the “molecular acid.”?
hell, might as well get inline with everyone else…..
I getting to like my response
Part 3
Hmm. well, alright. Thank you for sharing.
Randy
Indeed.. I can still recall the scare i had from that first Alien film.. great stuff Randy
I think Ba-ba Wa-wa’s a lot more scary
It’s smack-down time on the interview couch (I take it “Barbara Walters” is a chat show host or some such?)! Poor Sigourney, type-cast as a ghostbusting alien fighter 🙂
Now it’s obvious that you are s a reader who, without even knowing who Barbra Walters is, has excellent insight, and keen reading/analytic skills, to comment on the actual theme of the piece and still insert an emotional reaction.
Thank you, draliman. three aliens up on your response.
Love your “smack-down time on the interview couch”
Randy
I am ever amazed at folks who can write a 100 word conversation and make it work. This one not only worked, it was hilarious!
Now, about that acid…
Just kidding! 😉
boric acid, alien amino acids, or LSD?
or – all three? That’d be really tripping.
Imagine how weird I’d be if I really was tripping.
Randy
Oh, the women are getting nasty! Love nastiness. It’s my first nature. 😉
Lily
and your second one?
I remember the Saturday Night Live sketch that called her Baba WaWa. It was so funny and so is this. God job – Funny and very entertaining! Thanks, Nan 🙂
thanks.
Randy
Randy, Hilarious. 😀 There’s not much I can say that hasn’t already been said. Those Saturday Night Live sketches are classic. I imagine Sigourney Weaver must be a heck of a good sport. Well written. 🙂 —Susan
thanks.
Yet another reason I avoid most of TV. So thankful I missed this one. But wait. I didn’t. It’s right here. Why is the first phase that comes to mine, “Jane, you ignorant slut?”
janet
Please lie down on my couch and just say the first phrase that comes to mind…
Dr. Sigmond Randy Freud
and for the ignorant slut remark ….Jane invites you to a smack-down.
And says don’t knock gorillas in the mist until you try one. Oh, wait, she says, you’ve already had the big ape. How’s Bill… Nothing personal, she insists.
Dear Randy, you ignorant slut,
I could see this one happening on SNL. Funny and a good use of the slimy prompt.
Shalom,
Rochelle
Slimy prompts deserve slimy stories.
Randy
and don’t ever call me an ignorant slut.
it wasn’t me lying down with those gorillas in the mist.
I am sort of a orangutan peeper.
This pair really got on didn’t they? I’m with Sigourney. It is so annoying for people not to be able to tell acting from real life 😉
dat true, too.
any bets on who’s going win.
I’m taking odds. Randy
Boy, I never saw Barbara lose control of an interview like that. Well, it was obviously time for her to go. And Sigourney is hot in those movies! Nice job with the digusting prompt, Randy.
thanks, Perry
Yes you got the right photo for this interview!
Thanks to Madison Woods and Rochelle Wisoff-Fields.
Thanks for reading and commenting. Hope you had fun.
Randy
sounds like an honest face to face interview you managed to get reprint rights…fits perfect with the photograph. 🙂
Honest (if i could say) Indian (But I suspect that is a racial slur)
so I will simply say:
Honest Abe