Alien Interview (Barbara Walters and Sigourney Weaver): Friday Fictioneers

Did you happen to catch that historic interview between Barbara Walters and Sigourney Weaver? If you were one of the few to miss it, I have obtained the rights to reprint it here in its short and not-so-sweet entirety. Hold on to your seats…

Friday Fictioneers โ€“ Rochelle Wisoff-Fields posts a pic each week to write a 100 word story about.

This week it’s humor (funny, it was humor the week before, and the week before that, and the week before…)

 Copyright - Madison Woods

Copyright – Madison Woods

The Remains of an Alien Interview Between Sigourney Weaver and Barbara Walters

Welcome, Sigourney.
Thanks. Barbara
May I call you Ellen Ripley?
If I can call you Ba-Ba Wa-Wa.
I forgot you were on Saturday Night Live.
And you forgot I did Gorillas in the Mist, Dian Fosse, Ghostbusters, and much more.
True dat, but isn’t it also true that you’re a very tall girl, 5 foot 11?
Yes, and isn’t it true that you have the most effed up hair in the industry? Listen,
        Barbara, you’re pissing me off with your stupid-ass comments.
So who ya gonna call?
Who I’m gonna call, Wa-Wa? Listen, bitch, I’m calling you.
Go for it, Siggy, ’cause I’m gonna rip your alien heart out.

Randy Mazie

If you’re interested in reading more about this putrid Madison Woods’ picture…
my original FF piece is linked here.

Nobody in Their Right Mind: Friday Fictioneers


34 thoughts on “Alien Interview (Barbara Walters and Sigourney Weaver): Friday Fictioneers

  1. I’m a big fan of Alien and Sigourney, but of of the stupidest scientific gaffs I’ve seen in a science fiction movie was the “molecular acid” that almost instantly ate through floor after floor of the spaceship in that movie. This goo looks like something that came in contact with that “molecular acid.” ๐Ÿ˜›

    • aren’t you going to commnet on the โ€œmolecular acid.โ€?
      hell, might as well get inline with everyone else…..

      I getting to like my response

      Part 3
      Hmm. well, alright. Thank you for sharing.

  2. It’s smack-down time on the interview couch (I take it “Barbara Walters” is a chat show host or some such?)! Poor Sigourney, type-cast as a ghostbusting alien fighter ๐Ÿ™‚

    • Now it’s obvious that you are s a reader who, without even knowing who Barbra Walters is, has excellent insight, and keen reading/analytic skills, to comment on the actual theme of the piece and still insert an emotional reaction.

      Thank you, draliman. three aliens up on your response.
      Love your “smack-down time on the interview couch”

  3. I am ever amazed at folks who can write a 100 word conversation and make it work. This one not only worked, it was hilarious!

    Now, about that acid…
    Just kidding! ๐Ÿ˜‰

  4. Randy, Hilarious. ๐Ÿ˜€ There’s not much I can say that hasn’t already been said. Those Saturday Night Live sketches are classic. I imagine Sigourney Weaver must be a heck of a good sport. Well written. ๐Ÿ™‚ —Susan

  5. Yet another reason I avoid most of TV. So thankful I missed this one. But wait. I didn’t. It’s right here. Why is the first phase that comes to mine, “Jane, you ignorant slut?”


  6. This pair really got on didn’t they? I’m with Sigourney. It is so annoying for people not to be able to tell acting from real life ๐Ÿ˜‰

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