Did you happen to catch that historic interview between Barbara Walters and Sigourney Weaver? If you were one of the few to miss it, I have obtained the rights to reprint it here in its short and not-so-sweet entirety. Hold on to your seats…
Friday Fictioneers – Rochelle Wisoff-Fields posts a pic each week to write a 100 word story about.
This week it’s humor (funny, it was humor the week before, and the week before that, and the week before…)
The Remains of an Alien Interview Between Sigourney Weaver and Barbara Walters
May I call you Ellen Ripley?
If I can call you Ba-Ba Wa-Wa.
I forgot you were on Saturday Night Live.
And you forgot I did Gorillas in the Mist, Dian Fosse, Ghostbusters, and much more.
True dat, but isn’t it also true that you’re a very tall girl, 5 foot 11?
Yes, and isn’t it true that you have the most effed up hair in the industry? Listen,
Barbara, you’re pissing me off with your stupid-ass comments.
So who ya gonna call?
Who I’m gonna call, Wa-Wa? Listen, bitch, I’m calling you.
Go for it, Siggy, ’cause I’m gonna rip your alien heart out.
If you’re interested in reading more about this putrid Madison Woods’ picture…
my original FF piece is linked here.
Nobody in Their Right Mind: Friday Fictioneers