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Nobody in Their Right Mind
Hoo-boy. Look-eee, Jethro. If I’da threw that up, I’da stopped drinkin’.
Nothing’d stop ye from drinkin’, Roy.
I’d nary drink if my barf looked like that.
Nary drink? Ha. More’n likely ye’d still drink a still’s worth.
Maybe. But now how’s I’ve seen it, I’da definitely pass.
Roy, I’ve seen ye drink wood grain, mouth wash, and turpentine!
Yeah, but I was drunk already. Nobody in their right mind would drink after seein’
Roy, ye ain’t nobody, and ye ain’t got no right mind.
Shut up and pass me the damn jug, Jethro. I’ll be in my right mind soon enough. And both you and that vomit are gonna look a whole sight better soon.
Thar you go, Roy, ye jest proved my point.
Haha, good one. Sounded very true to character, too!
Fester from Gunsmoke and Jeb from the Beverly Hillbillies dropped by to give me some speech-ified lessons.
great work with that prompt 🙂
See mine: http://niftitalks.com/2012/08/03/a-rip-in-the-bud/
Wow. You waxed poetic with yours… not an easy inspiration.
heehee, you made me laugh, especially with the last line. Not an easy thing from this prompt, so well done!
I’m over here: http://elmowrites.wordpress.com/2012/08/03/friday-fiction-torment/
Glad to make you laugh. Read yours and left my comments on your site. Thanks
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Too, too funny for words. And yet well done with your words. I enjoyed this piece and the humor … very much! 🙂
Thank you, Penny.