Nobody in Their Right Mind: Friday Fictioneers

Each week Friday Fictioneers – Madison Woods posts a pic that begs to have a 100 word story written about it. Visit Madison Woods’ site if you’d like to see and/or learn more.

Nobody in Their Right Mind

Hoo-boy. Look-eee, Jethro. If I’da threw that up, I’da stopped drinkin’.
Nothing’d stop ye from drinkin’, Roy.
I’d nary drink if my barf looked like that.
Nary drink? Ha. More’n likely ye’d still drink a still’s worth.
Maybe. But now how’s I’ve seen it, I’da definitely pass.
Roy, I’ve seen ye drink wood grain, mouth wash, and turpentine!
Yeah, but I was drunk already. Nobody in their right mind would drink after seein’
Roy, ye ain’t nobody, and ye ain’t got no right mind.
Shut up and pass me the damn jug, Jethro. I’ll be in my right mind soon enough. And        both you and that vomit are gonna look a whole sight better soon.
Thar you go, Roy, ye jest proved my point.

Randy Mazie


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