This is not AWKWARD But They ARE Gonna Get ALL of My A-WORDS: Five Sentence Fiction – AHA!

Lillie Mcferrin posts a “five sentence fiction” prompt.
This week it is: Awkward
Below is the picture she has posted on her site:

 
Note:
Now this is a little awkward for me because I got so involved with A-words that I completely forgot that it was supposed to be only 5 sentences. So I am recusing from the prompt but I am still talking the liberty of sharing my short piece with you. Sorry I got carried away in it….


This is not AWKWARD But They ARE Gonna Get ALL of My A-WORDS

This isn’t AWKWARD. This is ABSURD, ABUSIVE, AND ABSOLUTELY AMORAL. This is an ABOMINATION. It is an ABANDONMENT of friendship and I will ABLATE the two of them. Though they are ABLAZE at the moment, ACCORDING to my calculations, she ACQUIESCED to him only moments ago. But this could go on AD nauseam. This is not AWKWARD, it is an AFFRONT! I will do more than just ADMONISH both of them. This is worse than ADULTERY. This is AGONY. And I won’t ALLOW it.

Dear reader, do not take this for an ALLEGORY of human suffering because it is not. And I am not going to be ANAL about this. This is an ANATHEMA. They will feel the ACRID brunt of my ANGER. They are both ANTINOMIANS. They are ACCURSED. I shall get my ARROWS and ARSENIC. I shall slit their ARTERIES. I shall tear them ASUNDER. ATONEMENT would be too easy for them. I will conduct my own AUTOPSIES on them while they are still ALIVE. That will be my reigning ACCOMPLISHMENT.

AWKWARD? ADAMANTLY not!
I can be quite ACCOMMODATING.

PS. I bet you thought I’d use the A-WORD, hmm? AHA!

Randy Mazie

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