I’m sure you’ll send me a bill for this one…
VisDare at Anonymous Legacy – 150 word story to accompany the visual prompt.
posted by Anonymous Legacy – pic by Ruth Jacobi, NY, 1928
A Duck’s Tail: A New Leash on Life
This is ridiculous. A duck on a leash? I’m mortified.
Daffy and Donald called offering their sympathies. Then they quacked up. I would have hung up, but I wanted advice. They said I should get tough. But if not, I should let it go like water off a duck’s back. They quacked up again. That’s when I hung up.
She thinks it’s hysterical because she’s named me, “Soup”. When she tells people my name, they laugh and ask, “Oh, like duck soup?” or “Is he the first course?”
Tonight I will avenge myself. I will tie her up with duck tape. I will be like a firequacker up her you-know-what. I will be so fowl that she won’t know what feather hit her. And by the quack of dawn someone will have to take her to a duck-tor. Or maybe, I will just ab-duck-her and hold her for ransom.
Randy Mazie
The Writer's Village 
Ha ha ha, I loved this! Hilarious and a brilliant take on the prompt picture!
Wanna help me get even with this crazy ducktator?????
Ya, when she got home, she ate the poor thing!
No chance for him to duck, huh?
Well done Randy. This is great play on words. Really enjoyed it.
Yours is a pretty ducky tail, too. Your tale, I mean. Sorry.
Randy
Please see Sarah Ann’s tail (I keep doing that), er, tale here:
http://sarahannhall.wordpress.com/2013/04/07/visdare-14-normalcy-the-history-assignment/#comment-1405
The way he goose steps . . .
Is he the Soup Nazi?
Cheers!
JzB
I hope not!!!!
Hysterical!! Very clever and a great take on the prompt. 😀
Thank you. Waddle I think of next…?