This is it! The top 10 New Year’s resolutions in 10 words or less…
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The Top 10 – 10 Words or Less New Year’s Resolutions
This year:
10) I won’t ever drink and light firecrackers again while up-side-down.
9) No drinking and peeing in beer bottles that are side-by-side.
8) I’ll never friggin’ swear that I’ll never say friggin’ again.
7) I promise to be nicer to grandchildren – once they leave.
6) I will never eat green bread and ham again.
5) No more angrily slamming full cans of coke down anymore.
4) I will always shake the plastic ketchup container before using.
3) I’ll always point the plastic ketchup container away from others.
2) No more wearing white while eating pasta, wings, or ketchup.
and # 1
I solemnly resolve to make this my last resolution ever.
Randy Mazie
My thanks to The Misanthropic Muse for her inspiration Resolutions – Ten Word Story
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I love number 8 lol
ain’t that the friggin’ truth
Yikes! I sincerely hope that sticking to number six won’t be that hard of a problem for you. I am getting nauseated just thinking about it. 😉
Interesting take on the ten word challenge, btw. I really like it. I might have to steal doing a ten point list of ten word lines. It’s too good an idea to pass up!
It was you, my muse, who inspired me – so please… by all means 😉
yay! Awesomesauce. I’ll have to get on that sometime this week. 😉
It’s drinking my number 2 with my number 1 in it after eating my number 6 that really gets very nauseating…. it really does some numbers on me 😉
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Let it be so.
So that was the missing last word from the Beatles song….?
Happy New Year, again, Bill.
I think #1 might be a great idea! 🙂 Good luck with the rest.
think I’ll just stick with my number 1; I don’t know about you but my number 2 stinks
#1 works for me.
Then one #1 coming up – with that you get egg roll.
🙂