This is it! The top 10 New Year’s resolutions in 10 words or less…
The Top 10 – 10 Words or Less New Year’s Resolutions
10) I won’t ever drink and light firecrackers again while up-side-down.
9) No drinking and peeing in beer bottles that are side-by-side.
8) I’ll never friggin’ swear that I’ll never say friggin’ again.
7) I promise to be nicer to grandchildren – once they leave.
6) I will never eat green bread and ham again.
5) No more angrily slamming full cans of coke down anymore.
4) I will always shake the plastic ketchup container before using.
3) I’ll always point the plastic ketchup container away from others.
2) No more wearing white while eating pasta, wings, or ketchup.
and # 1
I solemnly resolve to make this my last resolution ever.
My thanks to The Misanthropic Muse for her inspiration Resolutions – Ten Word Story