Love Sports


My wife and I were watching the Belmont Stakes
while we were out for dinner at the local diner,
and at the end credits, there was something that read,

“Equestrian Sports”

and I looked at my wife, and said, “Horse play.”
The rest is bedroom history.

Love Sports

Equestrian Sports: horse-play
Pony Sports: a little horse-play
Golf sports: fore play
Tennis sports: one love
Basketball sports: hoopla
Football sports: nice pass
Baseball sports: getting to first base;
       then going all the way
Boxing sports: what a knock-out
Wrestling sports: pinned

Randy Mazie

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