Feds To Investigate Fowl Play By Local Police: Friday Fictioneers

Local police end up with egg on their feces… faces.

Each week Rochelle Wisoff-Fields posts a pic to write a 100 word story about.

A sad but true tail… trail…quail – something.

© Luther Siler

© Luther Siler

Feds To investigate Fowl Play By Local Police

It was supposed to be a simple chicken stop, said the Police Media Officer.

Unfortunately, the chicken refused to cooperate. The officer asked for ID and she clucked at him.

She took out her I-egg phone, video’d the officer, egging him on.

The officer had to immediately control the situation.

What happened? Mike Handler, TV reporter, asked.

The officer shot the chicken 347 times. And performed a cavity search.

Handler followed up: The video showed the chicken shot in the middle of the road, Why was that?

Because, the Officer responded, as is usual in these case, she was trying to get to the other side.

Randy Mazie


27 thoughts on “Feds To Investigate Fowl Play By Local Police: Friday Fictioneers

  1. I assume the bird was on it’s way to Pamplona for the Running of the Chickens? I think we should start a riot and break into all the KFCs and Popeye’s restaurants to show our rage. Where’s Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton when you need ’em?

  2. A chicken should know better than to try and cross a road these days. It was probably a kindness to shoot her rather than wait for her to get run over. If she was carrying an iPhone she was more technically advanced than I am. Funny story, Randy. Well done. 😀 — Suzanne

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