Local police end up with egg on their feces… faces.
Each week Rochelle Wisoff-Fields posts a pic to write a 100 word story about.
A sad but true tail… trail…quail – something.
© Luther Siler
Feds To investigate Fowl Play By Local Police
It was supposed to be a simple chicken stop, said the Police Media Officer.
Unfortunately, the chicken refused to cooperate. The officer asked for ID and she clucked at him.
She took out her I-egg phone, video’d the officer, egging him on.
The officer had to immediately control the situation.
What happened? Mike Handler, TV reporter, asked.
The officer shot the chicken 347 times. And performed a cavity search.
Handler followed up: The video showed the chicken shot in the middle of the road, Why was that?
Because, the Officer responded, as is usual in these case, she was trying to get to the other side.
Randy Mazie
The Writer's Village 
How unladylike of me to snort with laughter … >
Think nothing of it.
i usually stick a finger up my nose just in case an unseemly snort sneaks out in an ungentlemanly fashion. Although sometimes people get offended by the finger.
Yes, fingers can be problematic. Breadsticks are a functional alternative. AA batteries, too, depending on the size of your snooter.
I love the way you write what you think so freely.
And I adore your humour.
Dear Randy,
Now the chicken will never cross the road and we are sad. Pass the gravy. Quite the gory allegory this week.
Shalom and Chag Samayach.
Rochelle
No miraculous chicken alighting in this festival…
chappy chanukah,
Randy
Ha ha! But with a deeper message, perhaps…
certainly more than chicken skin deep…
Thihs picture begs for a story like this, and yu delivered it in spades.
Why, thank you.
Now I bid 2 hearts.
Randy
This picture . . .
I knew what you meant with your misspeling
Hilarious and timely Randy.
Funny. When did you read it?
I thought it was mildly humorous, but I might have read it at an untimely hour.
I was going to read it before going to bed, but i worried that it might be amorous rather than humorous.
So what time did you read it?
Randy
Uh, I read it mid morning and reread it just now. Still funny and timely for mid morning reading as opposed to bedtime reading, unlike EagleEye and Plaridel’s stories.
We live in eggciting times. The officer must have had some sort of eggzema. Nice one.
Good puns…. eggsactly what we want!
randy
Absolutely brilliant! Well done.
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I assume the bird was on it’s way to Pamplona for the Running of the Chickens? I think we should start a riot and break into all the KFCs and Popeye’s restaurants to show our rage. Where’s Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton when you need ’em?
And of course a chicken don’t react when the cop is shouting hen’s up.. 🙂 great story.
Now that is cute!
It was very brave of you to bring us this important story. Some might have chickened out.
I got it straight from FOX news….
Ugh…lol
A chicken should know better than to try and cross a road these days. It was probably a kindness to shoot her rather than wait for her to get run over. If she was carrying an iPhone she was more technically advanced than I am. Funny story, Randy. Well done. 😀 — Suzanne
Quite a dark chicken story! Allegorical, too. Alas, I find the real-life situations like that to be too heart-breaking, though your story was very funny!