Here’s a little bed time story between this lovely couple to warm your hearts.
Each week Rochelle Wisoff-Fields posts a pic to write a 100 word story about.
This week it’s a chilling little conversation with a little added spice…
© Douglas M. MacIlroy
A Bedtime Story
Too cold for me, Woody said.
Well, duh. Too cold for anyone. Puddy shivered, pulling up the blanket.
What is it?
Close Encounters of the Cold Kind?
That’s funny, Puddy.
Chilling.
Fer sure.
What are those? Tents? Igloos?
Don’t know. Survival pods? Woody offered.
Survival pods?
This is what the world is going to look like soon.
Are you back on that climate change crap?
Well, what do you think this picture is saying.
It’s saying, it’s cold, pull up the covers, and let’s go to sleep.
OK, Puddy, but next time, we look at some porn before we go to bed.
Just go to sleep, Woody.
Randy Mazie
The Writer's Village 
Dear Randy,
I guess Puddy wants no part of Woody. Pulling up the covers and going to sleep now. 😉
Shalom,
Rochelle
What are you looking at?
A good dose of Mauna Kea scaremongering.
I like your take.
thanks.
Mauna Kea scaremongering, eh?
I guess Woody is in for a big let down! 😉
Another giggle this morning! Nicely done.
Woody will have to wait for another night….
No woody for old Woody. 😛 Hilarious.
Ha.
Ha. cold is the best defense against Woody’s woody 🙂
that’s what she thought….
Does anyone think the protagonist is talking to his right hand? No? Ya, me neither. 😉
Laughter is the best medicine.
Thanks,
Tracey
I’m not sure it’s his right hand, but could be another part of his anatomy! Very funny.
How many parts of his anatomy do you think he has?
Oh, plenty for his purposes…
your a creative one, aren’t you? 😉
Is this a kind of hands down or hands up kind of comments? off hand?
Oh wait, it’s a hands on one. I get it. 😉
Randy
LOL. It was a fun read.
good.
Really fun. Great dialogue.
wanna join in?
Ha, a nice laugh this chilly morning 🙂
Nothing like a nice laugh on a milly chorning
I felt colder just reading that, Randy.Well done. 🙂 — Suzanne
oops. Shall i turn up the heat some?
No porn for Woody. No hard feelings that way though.
No hard feelings for Woody. Now that’s funny!
Randy
Thank you 🙂
Next time Woody’ll keep his global warming theories to himself, I’d say.
Me, too.
Better next time him saying, “Ooh honey, that picture has me so chilled. Come snuggle up to me.”
The joyless life of the frigid spouse…huh huhuhhuh. He said Woody ehheheheh.
I like that line but I”d reverse it as the title of my new flash fiction:
The Joyless Spouse of My Frigid Life
I’d comment here … but I’m afraid to! I’d be open to interpretations that say, essentially, “Dirty-minded little perv!” A good laugh was had. 😀
We’re probably gonna say that anyways – so go for it. What the heck. 😉
Woody should try using his imagination a little more. Some people can see anything they want to in a picture. Very funny.
Would you please lie back on the couch unt tell us vut you see in zis picture….
i guess when it’s cold you can think of everything to keep warm. 🙂
I like the back and forth here about the photo– something many of us likely did, as we thought of stories that work. Nice job, Randy!
I always sit and stare at the pics and have a conversation back and forth in my mind.I assume everyone does.
But, then again, I live with a whole committee uo there anyways.
Ooo, how rude! Funny though!
Puddy is definitely not pudding.
Dear Randy, You sure gave us something to think about – I think I need to buy some more hand soap for our guests while they discuss the picture. Good job. Nan
uh oh.