Even Charlie Chan gets baited, but he rarely falls for the bait. Of course, his number one son may bait him even more than any evildoer…
Each week Rochelle Wisoff-Fields posts a pic to write a 100 word story about.
This week we’re back by popular demand to what was formerly loosely referred to as humor.
How to De-Bait a Detective
Number one son, wait. No go through that.
Absence of owner’s manual wastes user’s time.
Only get lost. Bait only good if fish bite.
You think it’s a trap?
A fool in a bush is easily seen.
What do we do?
We go around.
Papa-san so wise.
Remember son-san: words cannot cook rice.
Fer sure, pops.
Rice no pop, try corn.
Ok. I get it.
So smartass-son get this: when dinner over, nobody remembers spoon.
Perfect. Now, let’s go, dad.
Detectives, like authors, choose words wisely, take time.
I give up. Whenever you’re ready.
Ok, now is time to go.