Three, no four, different twists on a bugging out theme…
Each week Rochelle Wisoff-Fields posts a pic to write a 100 word story about.
This week it be bugging out humor.
Make a Wish:
Three decades of stories about Bugging Out
“Well, Ollie, here we are again…”
Ollie scratches his head.
“What a fine mess you got us into this time.”
“I ask you to do one simple thing. Throw out that lantern, but nooooo, you got to blow the dust off it.”
Ollie, spittle flying, “B-b-b-but…”
“But nothing, then you rubbed the lamp to shine it, the genie appeared, and turned us into bugs.”
“Stan, all I said was, genie, I wish you wouldn’t bug us. And..”
“The dust must have gotten in his ears for him to think I said I wished you would bug us.”
Ricky: Lu-u-ucy, wha’ did joo do?
Lucy: Aww, Ricky don’t get sore. I hate when you’re sore.
Ricky: But, Lucy, we are bugs. What did joo do?
Lucy: I can explain everything.
Ricky: So s’esplain away.
Lucy: Eee-yew! Do you believe in magic, Ricky?
Darren: Sam, Is that you?
Samantha; Er, I’m afraid so, Darren.
Darren: We’re bugs?
Samantha whispers her mother’s name (Endora).
Darren looks around raising his eyebrow: Sam, we’re bugs!
Now Samantha cries aloud in desperation: Endora!
Darren: Where is she? I’m going to kill her!
Samantha: Now, Darren. It wasn’t like you didn’t say, I wish she’d stop bugging us!”
And today it’s “Buggin’ Out” by A Tribe Called Quest
“Buggin’ Out” on YouTube