Be careful who you drink with, but be more careful of the hand that feeds you.
Limerick Post (Limerick-Off Monday) of MAD KANE’S HUMOR BLOG challenges GRUB
pic by Randy Mazie
A Drunk Was Once Fed Some Grub
A drunk was once fed some grub,
By a man name of B. L. Zebub.
B. L. said, “You fell.
Now you’ll go to hell.”
The drunk said,” I’ve been there. My wife’s at the pub.”
A drunk was once fed some grub,
By a man name of B. L Zebub.
“I’ve saved your life.”
The drunk said, “Don’t tell my wife.
She gives me hell if I’m not at the pub.”
Herein is where lies the rub.
Alcohol gave this man quite a drub.
So he went to AA,
But then on the way,
The devil bought Canadian Club.
Randy Mazie
The Writer's Village 