A new verse to add to an old verse of the tale of Noah and the Ark.
Friday Fictioneers – Rochelle Wisoff-Fields posts a pic each week to write a 100 word story about.
This week it’s ridiculous humor/limericks because it’s the only thing that came to mind other than writing a gruesome piece about a lady who like, Groundhog’s Day, reawakens each morning to search for her missing family in another country: Iran, Syria, Ukraine, Nicaragua, Nigeria… (Ugh. too real and gruesome for me. I’ll stick to funny, and like Groundhog’s Day, it was humor last Wednesday, and the Wednesday before that, and before…)
There Once Was A Lady From Goa
There once was a lady from Goa
Who walked on dry land after Noah
Shlepped the ark
To a volcano – so stark,
that it probably was Mauna Loa.
Now this same old lady from Goa,
Swam all the way south to Samoa.
As the lava spewed free,
She jumped into the sea,
Quickly shouting Shalom and Aloha!!!