A Gal Who Could Not Resist Laps: Limerick Off Monday

If you can’t resist a lap, you need some outside stand-up help. Here’s a limerick to prod you along to getting the resistance you need…

Limerick Post (Limerick-Off Monday) of MAD KANE’S HUMOR BLOG challenges readers/writers to write, obviously, LIMERICKS! This week’s suggested first line that I chose was:

A gal who could not resist laps

Psst... wanna lap dance? (pic by Randy Mazie)

Psst… wanna lap dance?
(pic by Randy Mazie)

A Gal Who Could Not Resist Laps

A gal who could not resist laps
Would lap dance on 100 chaps.
Although making great tips
By wiggling those hips,
By the end of the night she’d collapse.

The gal who could not resist laps
Told men if they sat, there’d be mishaps.
She couldn’t resist
Twisting her hips,
Resulting in post pelvic prolapse.

For the gal who desired a lap,
A 12 step program seemed apt
She attended each day –
Laps Anonymous, hey,
It worked! There were no further re-laps.

Randy Mazie

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