A Man Who Would Not Hurt a Flea: Limerick Off Monday

Don’t let a timid soul fool you. Inside the man may lurk a brash heart, an egoist, a savage darkness waiting to reign supreme. A shadowy brute may be breathing just below the surface…

Limerick Post (Limerick-Off Monday) of MAD KANE’S HUMOR BLOG challenges readers/writers to write, obviously, LIMERICKS! This week’s suggested first line that I chose was:

A Man Who Would Not Hurt a Flea

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I
A man who would not hurt a flea
Seemed as peaceful as peaceful can be.
Then deep in his heart,
Evil did start,
And he turned into Simon Legree

II
A man who would not hurt a flea,
Could feel in a mattress – a pea!
But his heart did conceal,
A deeply felt zeal
For corruptness and debauchery.

III
A man who would not hurt a flea
Refused condoms when making whoopee.
Though quite a nice man,
His sexual plan
Did nothing to stop STD

IV
A man who would not hurt a flea,
One day showed intense cruelty.
His sugar turned spicy,
His spicy turned icy.
Then we thought he had turned SOB

Randy Mazie

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