Don’t let a timid soul fool you. Inside the man may lurk a brash heart, an egoist, a savage darkness waiting to reign supreme. A shadowy brute may be breathing just below the surface…
Limerick Post (Limerick-Off Monday) of MAD KANE’S HUMOR BLOG challenges readers/writers to write, obviously, LIMERICKS! This week’s suggested first line that I chose was:
A Man Who Would Not Hurt a Flea
I
A man who would not hurt a flea
Seemed as peaceful as peaceful can be.
Then deep in his heart,
Evil did start,
And he turned into Simon Legree
II
A man who would not hurt a flea,
Could feel in a mattress – a pea!
But his heart did conceal,
A deeply felt zeal
For corruptness and debauchery.
III
A man who would not hurt a flea
Refused condoms when making whoopee.
Though quite a nice man,
His sexual plan
Did nothing to stop STD
IV
A man who would not hurt a flea,
One day showed intense cruelty.
His sugar turned spicy,
His spicy turned icy.
Then we thought he had turned SOB
Randy Mazie
The Writer's Village 
Thanks for joining in with your fun limericks!
And congratulations on your Honorable Mention in last week’s Limerick-Off! Limerick of the Week 179.
Yes, I saw that.
Thank you so much. I appreciate the nod.
More so, as I said before, i appreciate your hosting this fun weekly effort. Thank you. I enjoy it a lot.
Randy