Limerick Post (Limerick-Off Monday) of MAD KANE’S HUMOR BLOG challenges readers/writers to write, obviously, LIMERICKS!
This week’s suggested first line that I chose was:
A woman had asked for a taste
A woman had asked for a taste,
Though swearing that she was quite chaste,
After one or two
Of the local pub’s brew,
Her apparel came quickly unlaced.
A woman had asked for a taste,
Her fellow quickly felt graced.
His jewels she’d treasure
And give him great pleasure,
But ’twas only his cash she embraced.
A woman had asked for a taste,
Gave her husband a stern looking face.
He lifted his glass,
Afraid of his lass,
Then spilled it on her in his haste.
Randy Mazie
The Writer's Village 