Limerick Post (Limerick-Off Monday) of MAD KANE’S HUMOR BLOG challenges readers/writers to write, obviously, LIMERICKS! This week’s suggested first line that I chose was:
When the entrée arrived, it was cold…
pic by Randy Mazie
Entrees, Like Revenge, May Be Served Cold
When the entrée arrived, it was cold.
I belittled the waiter, I’m told.
My wife thought me mean
Because I ordered terrine,
not knowing that’s how it is sold.
When the second entrée came out cold,
I had the server in strangle-hold-mold.
I screamed, “Are you crazy!”
My wife screamed back, “Mazie,
Your tantrums are getting quite old.”
The last dish that came wasn’t cold.
Served hot, like goulash, it was bowled.
But no silverware,
appeared anywhere,
I sped well passed my patience threshold.
Randy Mazie
The Writer's Village 