Ever wake up in a funk? Worse, if you woke up where this person did…
Friday Fictioneers – Rochelle Wisoff-Fields posts a pic each week to write a 100 word story about.
This week, it’s humor (funny, it was humor the week before, and the week before that, and the week before…)
Twisting the Night Away
Yes, who’s there?
Sorry, sir, but I found these slippers under the front porch of your house.
Yes, sir, right there where your house landed over these trees.
Trees? Landed? Wait, I remember now. There was this twister…
I want to thank you, sir
Thank me? Who are you?
I am unchkin
Well, Mr. Unchkin, where am I?
In Kansas, sir. And we all want to thank you
Yes. All of us.
Ding Dong. Ding Dong.
Why are all the bells ringing?
The witch is dead….
“Ding Dong” Randy Mazie
The moral of this story is:
Be careful if you twist the night away,
you might just wake up in the morning over some witch.