How About a Little Extra RAM in Your Storage Area; Or,
An Office Riff: The Goat’s Side of the Tail, Or
How Much Goat Can an Old Goat Goat if an Old Goat could Goat Goats
Friday Fictioneers – Rochelle Wisoff-Fields posts a pic each week to write a 100 word story about.
This week it’s: Annie Get Your Goat
The Cornered Goat Responds
Don’t you ever call me Butthead again.
I’m not leaving this corner until you apologize.
Yes, that’s straw in my mouth.
So what! I chew when I get anxious. Now back off.
Aggressive? You haven’t seen aggressive yet.
So just step back. Don’t goat me.
Yes, that was an attempt at humor.
Yes, I find a little levity makes it easier to cope.
Yes, I’ll come back to work when I’m good and ready.
No, I’m not going to charge the company for this time away from my desk.
But if you keep this up, I am going to charge you.