How About a Little Extra RAM in Your Storage Area; Or,
An Office Riff: The Goat’s Side of the Tail, Or
How Much Goat Can an Old Goat Goat if an Old Goat could Goat Goats
Friday Fictioneers – Rochelle Wisoff-Fields posts a pic each week to write a 100 word story about.
This week it’s: Annie Get Your Goat
Genre: Humor
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The Cornered Goat Responds
Don’t you ever call me Butthead again.
I’m not leaving this corner until you apologize.
Yes, that’s straw in my mouth.
So what! I chew when I get anxious. Now back off.
Aggressive? You haven’t seen aggressive yet.
So just step back. Don’t goat me.
Yes, that was an attempt at humor.
Yes, I find a little levity makes it easier to cope.
Yes, I’ll come back to work when I’m good and ready.
No, I’m not going to charge the company for this time away from my desk.
But if you keep this up, I am going to charge you.
Randy Mazie
The Writer's Village 
Dear Randy,
Button up your over-goat when the wind is free…A pun in hand is worth two in the…Don’t make me the butt of all…oh well., Suffice it to say “I cried. I laughed. Gee it’s good to have you back.”
Shalom,
Rochelle
I’m so glad you have my back… Do you like my goatee?
Randee
I few laughs here. It’s been fun. It’s got me ruminating.
Ruminating as in chewing the cud, I take it? Randy
Haha this made me chuckle pretty hard 🙂 good one, and it’s understandable that no one ever wants to be the butt of the joke…some jokes can even make people ram heads..”Yes, that was an attempt at humor.
Yes, I find a little levity makes it easier to cope.”- Favourites 🙂
Ha. Glad you enjoyed it.
Did you hear about the self-mutilating goat painter who cut off his ear? Yeah, I think he was called Van Goat.
haha i’ll have to google gim then 🙂
🙂 The comedians are out in full force this week, and you’re up there at the front.
That’s good because I put up a good front. Ba-dum-bump. Randy
Thanks for the chuckle!
Did I say you could chuckle? Snort.
You have created another funny story for this week. Thanks for the smile.
You’re welcome. It’s always fun. Randy
Hey, you’re trying to get a bonus aren’t you? Very good humor! Nan 🙂
Thanks
We provide only good humor, as bad humor is cranky business.
Randy
He’s a feisty character, Randy. Great story.
thanks.
Nice one, lots of humour coming out in the stories this week! I liked you alternate titles as well 🙂
Randy, A lot of fun. 😀 At least straw isn’t fattening or he might not be able to get out of the corner. I’ve heard of eating many things when nervous, but never straw. Well done. 🙂 —Susan
A straw in time saves nine…
I have no clue what that means.
Randy
Man the life goats, Randy! Glad to see he’s taking a tough stand, no ifs, ands, or butts! Fun piece, dude.
like, hey man, no butts! Fer real? Like what’s with that.
Like I was walking along Collins in SoBe looking at all these thong cheeks, man, and like I was getting fat from all the eye candy that I’d be fantasy rammin’, you know.
care for a toke?
Very funny. I like your goat’s attitude.
He’s looking for a new job. Wanna make him an offer you can refuse?