Too Rubenesque for Burlesque?: Limerick Off Monday

This dancer was too Rubenesque even in a bird costume….

Limerick Drill (Limerick-Off Monday) of MAD KANE’S HUMOR BLOG challenges readers/writers to write, obviously, LIMERICKS! This week’s suggested first line that I chose was:

A woman was perched on the floor…

The Burly Bird Woman of Burlesque

A woman was perched on the floor
in a bird suit – oh, what an uproar!
The gents at Burlesque
thought her too Rubenesque,
and with boos sent her through the trapdoor.

Randy Mazie
 
 

I do Burlesque, big guy!  
(pic by Randy Mazie)