Wasn’t that title: Annie, get your goat? That slogan: Goat for the gold? Where do goats vacation? In a goat-tel.
Friday Fictioneers – it’s not just for Fridays anymore.
Rochelle Wisoff-Fields posts a pic (this week it’s mine!) to write a 100 word story about. But don’t let it get your goat!
It’s humor time again!!!!!
Making Goat Money: Two 100 Words or Less Goat Tails
I. Billy’s World Famous Goat Ranch
I wear a goatee.
I call everyone “old goats”.
I yell at everyone that they’re “really getting my goat”.
My favorite expression? Go to it! Which sounds like “Goat to it.”
My name is Billy. Laugh all you want.
My last name is Idol.
Don’t ask me if I’m unemployed. Is Billy Idol?
Old joke – along with Billy the Kid.
So, my friend, now that we got all that put aside – let me know which one you like. I’ll give you for a real good price for the night. A little doe for little dough. Now, that’s funny.
II. Don’t Let Them Get Your Goats: Be Happy!
It was my backyard. I had no work. For a while I raised goats hoping I’d make a little something selling goat meat. It cost more to raise them than I got from selling them,
Money don’t come easy. So I turned the backyard into a cemetery.
People pay good money to die.
Now I’m happy. Dead people happy. And me goats are now happy, too.