Ever wonder what a guard thinks about while they’re on duty…
Friday Fictioneers – it’s not just for Fridays. It’s any time that Rochelle Wisoff-Fields posts a pic to write a 100 word story about. This week be on guard though.
This week it’s: humor
Thoughts from Guard Duty
I’m dying. It’s four hours. Where the hell is the next shift?
First days back are always tough – but worse if you partied all weekend.
I can’t hold it much longer. I should have gone before I started duty, but I was already late.
And this job doesn’t allow jumping up and down in order to hold it in. I was hoping I’d sweat it out, but it’s too cool today. Where the hell is that next shift already?
I might be the first guard ever to pee their pants. Probably not, but it’s still gonna be a huge embarrassment.