Rose was aroused when she rose
But when that was nobody knows
Just like sleeping beauty
A kiss on her booty
may rouse Rose from her over doze.
Limerick Rose (Limerick-Off Monday) of MAD KANE’S HUMOR BLOG challenges readers to write, obviously: LIMERICKS!
A woman quite often arose
In a suitable amorous pose
Her husband would greet her,
“Mi hot senoriter.
One quickie, then I’ll adios.”
A woman quite often arosé
Striking an amorous posé
José, her esposo
Would never say, “No.” So
She’d start everyday with Olé!”
Limericks are truly a lost art…
and I lost my art a long time ago…
and I’m not sure if it was visual arts or mental…
certainly not martial… and I didn’t lose my art in San Francisco, either.
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her petals are soft, full and thick
but careful, you guys, it’s a trick
the thing with this cutie
is beneath all that beauty
you’ll find she’s equipped with a prick
OMG. You are the royal head of writers! The best!
I bow to you. I love it!!!!!
I don’t know about that, but it sounds like you laughed so that’s great!
Is that flower a dude or a chick?
The visual really was slick.
What a delight!
But all I keep thinking is “Yick!”