Norton in drag might be a pretty (or pretty funny) sight, but Ralph?
Friday Fictioneer – sometimes is fiction because it’s also on Wednesdays and/or Thursdays (sometimes even the week before if you’re watching and you’re quick) – Rochelle Wisoff-Fields posts a pic to write a 100 word story about.
This week it’s: humor
Copyright – Janet Webb
The Honeymooners Go to a Costume Party
Ralph, have you seen my red shift?
No, Alice, why?
I was going to wear it tonight.
To the Costume party? Why would you wear that dress?
I’m going as Little Red Riding Hood.
Riding Hood? That’s funny, Alice.
Why, Ralph?
Because Norton is going as Red… umm.
Really? And what are you going as?
I’m going as the wolf.
So Ralph, why is my red dress outside on the fire escape?
Fire escape? Norton didn’t pick it up yet? Oops…
Oops, my foot, Ralph! When were you going to tell me?
Hamana-hamana-hamana-hamana.
Ralph… you are one sad sounding wolf.
Ah-woooooooo
Randy Mazie
I think Alice will be sending Ralph to the moon – or at least baying at it.
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Yes to the moon Ralph!
very funny – that dress is sure getting around
If it’s getting around, I wonder what that says for the owner, hmmm….
I have a feeling the relationship between Ralph and Alice is going to turn sour very soon. Great story!
Thanks. Naw, Ralph and Alice always make up in the end.
I haven’t thought of the Honeymooners in years! This works very well. 😀
Thanks. Check back next week when they attend a Jewish wedding and can’t decide what to eat and how to react – from gefilte fish and herring to chopped liver, boiled chicken, tsimmes, and tagellach.
Nice. That’s some great dialogue.
Thanks, But it was straight Kramden dialogue – by the book.
Good fun!
It was for me. I could just see this episode unfolding. Randy
I’m thinking along the same lines as Hannah–relationships issues are everywhere! She may be the one say, “One of these days… POW!!! Right in the kisser!”
janet
I heard Ralph was into S and M, that’s why he was also getting into trouble with Alice.
Might be an idea to start counseling.
Ya think? Ralph may not have a lot of insight.
To dah moon, Alice. Would love to see Norton in that frock. It would go well with his hat. Lots of memories attached to this for me, Randy. Love the Kramden-speak.
shalom,
Rochelle
To dah moon – and today we say, to infinity and beyond…
Wouldn’t we all love to see Norton in drag. This would be a great episode with Alice’s arms crossed, standing next to Trixie, and insisting that Ed put on the dress and then watching Ed strut his stuff.
Good ole Honeymooners, always good for a laugh.
I loved them – and have a soft spot for art carney
Very funny! Norton in drag would indeed be a sight!
I would have loved this to be a real episode. It would have been hilarious!
LOL!! So funny Randy and you nailed the tone too!
Nailed with the dress – and the tone. A double header. Thanks, Randy
Norton! NORTON!! YOU LOOK LOVELY TONIGHT, BANG ZOOM!
Always fun with these guys …
always!
Should I admit to seeing reruns of the show? I can see it happen just as you wrote it in their voices.
Yes, you should admit to seeing reruns. It’s much better than admitting to seeing ghosts.
Not familiar with the show but it sounds as though I ought to be… very funny Randy.
Thanks, Sandra.
This was a great take on the photo prompt– so fun! I would have loved to see Alice send him to the moon. 🙂
Nothing like a good moon shot… 😉 Randy
My favourite Flash read so far this week – a complete tale – loved it. So funny. And quite a sly trick. Seems like Alice has the big eyes in this one though!
Alice trumps all in this episode!
Great take on the prompt. Loved it
Dee
Thank you, Dee.
Randy
LOL!
What does it say about me that my first thought on seeing the word “Norton” is anti-virus software?
Now that’s funny. Ed, did you hear that?
No, what Ralph?
Your name made her think of an anti-virus.
Sorry, but I don’t have an Aunty Virus… unless she’s on my dearly departed mother’s side once removed from her family after the first world war when she was living in Belgium and. hmm.. You know Ralph, I used to love Belgium waffles.
Never mind Ed. Sorry I said anything…