Wouldn’t You Pretend to be Ill?: Limerick Off Monday

I’m sure that every one of you can relate to this, especially if you have children.

Limerick ills (Limerick-Off Monday) of MAD KANE’S HUMOR BLOG challenges readers/writers to write, obviously: LIMERICKS! This week’s suggested first lines are:

A woman was feeling quite ill…
or
A fellow who often spoke ill…
or
A gal was convinced she was ill…
or
A man would pretend to be ill…

Old lady who lived in a shoe - source unknown

Old lady who lived in a shoe – source unknown

A guy would pretend to be ill
When his wife went off of the pill
His life’s on the skids
As he had seven kids
And he couldn’t pay off any bill

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A guy would pretend to be ill-er
As his wife always wanted a thrill-er
He couldn’t adjust
her insatiable lust
and so he turned into a kill-her

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A guy would pretend to be ill-ie
When his wife went off of the pill-ie
He couldn’t afford
another small ward
Which would make his Willie go Nil-ie

Randy Mazie

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