Too Much Red Ink: Limerick Off Monday on Tuesday

You can always have too much red ink,
but can you do something with it?
Like lemons into lemonade?

Limerick Ink (Limerick-Off Monday) of MAD KANE’S HUMOR BLOG which I have posted here on Tuesday (but on her site on Sunday – so go figure) challenges readers to write, obviously: LIMERICKS!
This week’s suggested first lines are:

A fellow with too much red ink…
or
A woman was trying to ink…
or
A woman was hoping to ink…
or
A fellow was purchasing ink…

A fellow with too much red ink
Added white, and then turned it pink.
An inventive fellow,
Adding blue then, and yellow,
And now he’s back in the black – wow – ka-chink!
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A fellow with too much red ink
Added white, so then it’d turn pink.
When asked: Why? His answer
Was: It’s for breast cancer.
I dye all the ribbons, he’d wink.
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A fellow with too much red ink
Threw up mucho in the kitchen sink.
Spending all of his cash,
he wound up in the trash,
And now can’t afford a good shrink.

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