The Rapunzel Mansion Tour ——– Friday Wigtioneers

Never believe everything you hear from a tour guide…

Friday Fictioneers – Rochelle Wisoff-Fields posts a pic to write a 100 word story about.
This week it’s: humor

Copyright -Kent Bonham

Copyright -Kent Bonham

The Rapunzel Mansion Tour

Rapunzel was held captive here by a witch who climbed that wall using Rapunzel’s long hair.

How strange was that, huh?

No, kid. It wasn’t a tower. It was that balcony. Now go away.

A prince loved Rapunzel and she’d let down her hair for him

No kid, there weren’t elevators.

And like you kid, Rapunzel wasn’t too bright – complaining the witch weighed more than the prince.

Whoops. The witch cuts Rapunzel’s hair.

As the prince climbs, the witch lets go.

Some say Rapunzel was pregnant, but my brother-in-law’s tour tells the complete skinny. I have discount tickets available.

Randy Mazie

PS we also have pieces of Rapunzel’s hair for sale in the back.

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51 thoughts on “The Rapunzel Mansion Tour ——– Friday Wigtioneers

    • Rapunzel invented the first fire escape.
      He also invented the first Men’s Hair Club – and Rapunzel’s Rogaine treatment.
      It was grim stuff, brother.
      He also invented Rapunzel’s Rapelling Rentals LTD.

      There are some franchises still available.
      Please send a check for 259K to get in on the ground floor and climb up with us to the top.
      Our Motto?
      The Only Way From Hair Is Down!

    • What’s this with everyone talking about the kid?

      This is a love story. The kid has nothing to do with it.
      Our next tour is leaving in 15 minutes. Email me, if you’d like to join us. No kids allowed.

  1. Thanks for the chuckle(s)… Hey…anyone have the guts to tell rbHexem that Rapunzel is a female? Oh, forget it. It will spoil your Men’s Hair Club response. Well done, my friend.

    • Send her over. We’ll audition her, and maybe she can have the job.

      We don’t pay guild wages though and she’ll have to sign a 20 year exclusive contract, but I’m sure she’ll be pleased to play a real princess for exceedingly low wages, extended hours, seven days a week, three bowls of gruel daily, and no medical coverage. This is a capitalistic tour regime, laissez-faire, and all that!

    • Aw, thank you, but could let your hair down a little in your replies?
      Something like, “Hot damn, that was some nice fun read!!!!!!” would have enlivened it a bit, don’t you think?
      😉 Rapunzel

  2. Hahahaha! I love it when people poke fun at the classics. My goal would be to do stories along the idea of “scenes we’d like to see” or something like that. Super job, Randy!

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