Never believe everything you hear from a tour guide…
Friday Fictioneers – Rochelle Wisoff-Fields posts a pic to write a 100 word story about.
This week it’s: humor
The Rapunzel Mansion Tour
Rapunzel was held captive here by a witch who climbed that wall using Rapunzel’s long hair.
How strange was that, huh?
No, kid. It wasn’t a tower. It was that balcony. Now go away.
A prince loved Rapunzel and she’d let down her hair for him
No kid, there weren’t elevators.
And like you kid, Rapunzel wasn’t too bright – complaining the witch weighed more than the prince.
Whoops. The witch cuts Rapunzel’s hair.
As the prince climbs, the witch lets go.
Some say Rapunzel was pregnant, but my brother-in-law’s tour tells the complete skinny. I have discount tickets available.
PS we also have pieces of Rapunzel’s hair for sale in the back.