There’s a man who leads a life of danger
To everyone he meets he stays a stranger
With every move he makes another chance he takes
Odds are he won’t live to see tomorrow
from: SECRET AGENT MAN
Johnny Rivers (P.F. Sloan / S. Barri)
Friday Fictioneers – Rochelle Wisoff-Fields posts a pic to write a 100 word story about.
This week it’s: humor
Secret Service Men
(Speaking into hidden mikes on their wrists)
Agent Wally, I just got the Avatar on my phone. POTUS has arrived.
What are you talking about, Agent Dreeman? He’s not due here.
The graphic shows a bee’s nest on top of stones.
Bees… stones… it’s code for bee-rock.
You know. Bee-rock Obama
Agent Dreeman, that’s the avatar for Joe Biden.
It’s a wasps’ nest, and it stands for “stoned WASP”.
Biden may act stoned, but he’s a Catholic.
He is? Never mind.
Maybe it’s John Boehner?
What’s this country coming to?
Nooooo!!! That photo triggers my trypophobia, I can’t bear to look at it, and yet I feel compelled to look at it! Aaggghhh!!!
Hi by the way 🙂
Hi back, Vanessa.
Wow – Trypophobia. You know I had to look it up – even how to pronounce it.(where the heck did you pull that word out from?)
I thought at first that you meant to write “Typophobia” – a fear of making typing errors – and maybe you were afraid to comment and make a mistake.
But now I see that you really have a fear of objects with small holes. Hee. Hee. Hee.
I really have no comment which will not get me into a lot of trouble here.
Bee-lieve it or not. My lips are sealed!
Yes, keep the smutty comments to yourself please 😉 I did a whole post about it a year and a half ago – get-them-holes-away-from-me
I’m having a pretty rough time with it over the last 24 hours because you’re not the only one of the blogs I follow who takes part in that, so I’ve seen that picture pop up in my reader several times!
Sorry to hear that it’s affected you so much.
Oh it’s really not that bad, it just makes me flinch a bit and turn away, it doesn’t reduce me to a quivering mess in the corner or anything!
well then, if that’s the case, I just want you to know that I wouldn’t make any smutty comments about small cavities or wee orifices…
just maybe a few holey or holy statements about hollowed or hallowed petite passages 😉
Oh dear, I think it was better when you thought I was traumatized 😉
Nice. 🙂 That’s some clever wordplay.
That bee me – word play.
Ha – tho I think the antics of the original Secret Agent Man was more enjoyable to watch
You did a nice job with the wasp rock avatar / I like it
I love that song and know every word of it!! I think maybe you were stung just a little this week and these political wanderings are the result. 🙂
You missed the opportunity to use John Bee-ner, though.
You bee as right as a Repubeecan.
I bee one of them. Sweet!! But I have to go because my honey’s home. Ha!!
And if you can’t, bee careful.
Let’s bee done with this nest of bee-loney. 🙂
I laughed at this. I think it could go on and on.
Did you ever hear the version of Secret Agent Man that Bruce Willis did? My roommate had it in college, but I cannot find a copy of it anywhere. It was really good.
No, I did not.
Must have been a pretty good secret, agent, man.
Was that Bee-ruce Willis?
Ha.. very amusing… sounds like a very credible secret agent.
shh… not so loud… or you’ll ruin their credibeelity.
Clever, very clever, I laughed a whole bunch! Good one, Randy 🙂
Thank you, Penny. I like people who laugh… a bunch.-)
Good to know! 🙂
Okay, I’ve picked myself up off the floor, wiped the tears from my eyes and trying to stop laughing long….
Ted, wait, me too. I’m on the floor laughing watching you on the floor laughing. Snort. Snort.
One funny line after another — this was enjoyable! And a clever and imaginative take on the photo.
First you get down on your knees, fiddle with your rosaries, bow your head with great respect and genuflect, genuflect, genuflect…(Tom Lehrer, Vatican Rag.)
You Bee Funny, Randy.
Two, four, six, eight,
Time to transubstantiate!
We Bee What We Bee!
Ave Maria, gee it’s good to see ya!
Don’t worry, bee happy.
Ha! You took this in a really cool direction. This story is just the bee’s knees.
I think the comments are as funny and as entertaining as the story. Made me smile first time today! Thanks 🙂
we strive to be funny and entertaining…..
Please bumble your way back again. We’ll bee waiting for you.
Egg-cell-ant puns there Randy. Had me laughing out loud. I do remember watching S.A.M. – though I don’t think it was called that. Always did like the theme song though.
Hi Jules. Thanks for the comments.
Who, can remember the song, didn’t like it….
hilarious ^^ so cleverly done
thanks KZ – I like your cutting edge story too
Hahahaha! But…can we really call Boehner white? He’s more orangey, I think 🙂
Oooh, excellent point.
I like your thinking!!!!!!
Oh, for a moment I thought my computer had somehow linked into Langley. I started to tremble at the thought of a bunch of burly agents kicking my door down. Then I realised it was one of Randy’s rollicking tales of mirth 🙂
Ooh, I like that “Randy’s Rollicking tales of mirth”
Thanks. Yours had a nice rescuing sting to it.
This is very innovative take. Kudos 🙂
How did you know that we’re in ovative?
We’ve actually been in cognito, so I’m a little surprised by your comment.
Did Prof Vespride tell you I was here? Read yarnspinner’s
Nobel for Vespride
if you haven’t been there already.
enjoyed your reply 🙂
Bee-rock Obama! Hilarious 😀
‘Tis the beeson to bee jolly….
a tacky response, sorry, but I’ve come to a sticky end myself*
read elappleby’s sticky business if you haven’t already
Entertaining, and so fun.
that bee us – entertaining and fun.
Agent Dreeman, please check out the graphic with quarter moon over the woman… could be suspect.
Loved it. Hilarious.The previous comments are also very entertaining, there could be several stories there
Thanks for commenting. Randy
Thanks for the entertainment this morning, Randy. I loved it!
Lolol Randy! You totally bee rocked this!!
Very funny Randy, well done. 🙂