Secret Service Men: Friday Fictioneers

There’s a man who leads a life of danger
To everyone he meets he stays a stranger
With every move he makes another chance he takes
Odds are he won’t live to see tomorrow

Johnny Rivers (P.F. Sloan / S. Barri)

Friday Fictioneers – Rochelle Wisoff-Fields posts a pic to write a 100 word story about.
This week it’s: humor

Copyright-Janet Webb; reposted from Friday Fictioneers

Copyright-Janet Webb; reposted from Friday Fictioneers

Secret Service Men

(Speaking into hidden mikes on their wrists)

Agent Wally, I just got the Avatar on my phone. POTUS has arrived.

What are you talking about, Agent Dreeman? He’s not due here.

The graphic shows a bee’s nest on top of stones.


Bees… stones… it’s code for bee-rock.


You know. Bee-rock Obama

Agent Dreeman, that’s the avatar for Joe Biden.

How so?

It’s a wasps’ nest, and it stands for “stoned WASP”.

Biden may act stoned, but he’s a Catholic.

He is? Never mind.

Maybe it’s John Boehner?

Catholic, too.

What’s this country coming to?

Hornet’s nest…

Randy Mazie


63 thoughts on “Secret Service Men: Friday Fictioneers

  1. I laughed at this. I think it could go on and on.

    Did you ever hear the version of Secret Agent Man that Bruce Willis did? My roommate had it in college, but I cannot find a copy of it anywhere. It was really good.

  2. First you get down on your knees, fiddle with your rosaries, bow your head with great respect and genuflect, genuflect, genuflect…(Tom Lehrer, Vatican Rag.)
    You Bee Funny, Randy.

  3. Egg-cell-ant puns there Randy. Had me laughing out loud. I do remember watching S.A.M. – though I don’t think it was called that. Always did like the theme song though.

  4. Oh, for a moment I thought my computer had somehow linked into Langley. I started to tremble at the thought of a bunch of burly agents kicking my door down. Then I realised it was one of Randy’s rollicking tales of mirth 🙂

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