A booty shot can be a boo-tiful thing or the end of your earned urn income…
What is 100WCGU? Each week Julia’s Place has a prompt: a few connected words, a selection of individual words or a picture. You have 100 words in order to write a creative piece.
This week’s prompt is:
A Booty Urn Shot
With camera in hand
I bend to shoot close.
I’m a quiet person;
Not very verbose.
I shoot in museums,
Vases front and astern,
And that is the way
My living I earn.
Except for the day
when I shot and I cough’t,
and my rump hit the stand
and an urn went aloft.
Now whatever I earn
I apply to the urn;
And I shoot on my knees
Rather than stick out my stern.
Here’s a lesson that
You can learn, too.
A booty urn shot’s
not a hot rendezvous.
LOL My butt has a life of it’s own.
I don’t know your butt so I won’t comment, as my dear mother would say – fools butt in where wise men fear to go.
LOL…Love this one, Randy!
Sort of like “As the World Urns”
oms…that was bad…funny, but bad 😛
I know… Ha!
but it’s good to be bad sometimes.
LOL! i love this! I am really chuckling out loud. Thanks! and nicely done!
I liked yours, too – in the end. Ha. 😉
Haha. Nicely done! 🙂
My response to the prompt: http://www.aliciaaudrey.com/blog/100-word-story-worth-a-thousand-notes/
Not too “over the edge” as yours – which I enjoyed.