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Phriday Phictioneers – Rochelle Wisoff-Fields has posted a phantom pic to write a phantom 100 word story – if you’re phantom-tastic.
This week it’s: Phantom Humor
pic by Rochelle Wisoff-Fields
The Phantom Robot
Prove that I am not a robot? Ha.
These earthlings are so stupid.
Little do they know that the code “1gibnai 112” signifies the beginning of the invasion of Earth.
We use their own words against them. That is the greatest irony.
They ask us to prove that we are not robots. But we are.
We are an advanced robot army using their “Prove you’re not a robot” as a phonetic sounding of keywords in our language for us to communicate.
Silly stupid humans.
If you believe this, please type “2 disintegr 8” and then press like.
Randy Mazie
The Writer's Village 
Very funny- someone had to do it – we should definitely have the captcha photo as our prompt one week!
It certainly would captcha your attention, ha!
Sigh. I see that in posting this picture, the whole point was entirely lost.
You had a point?
My dad used to say I had one at the top of my head. 😉
we must of had the same dad!
I never doubted you were a robot… not for one minute…
“Sorry… does not compute.”
bleep… beep beep bop… 1110011 00100111100 1001110010011
😉
You didn’t like the horse picture then? 🙂 Still entertaining, I wish I’d written about the ‘captcha’ photo.
Yes I did like the horse picture. You might say it was the “mane” event.
link is here:
https://thewritersvillage.wordpress.com/2013/03/22/they-call-me-anna-friday-fictioneers/
Duh!
Duh?
please, Sandra type that in the little box…along with “2U2.”
😉 Randy
Randy — I am very insecure. I continually fail those Turing tests. Maybe they will spare me !
Dear Bill,
In case there are readers who do not know the Turing test (and I must admit, I am one; and had to go the internet for information), here is one site that a reader can go to:
http://plato.stanford.edu/entries/turing-test/
Now to answer your question, Bill.
Many people are insecure, but do not be afraid.
Only people of high intelligence fail these tests, or ones who cannot type. But do not fear for that either. Simply click the “like” link and we will take care of the rest of your journey – in bits and pieces, so to speak.
Please invite the rest of your earth friends to write to our “Dear Phrandy” column for more phantasmical lovelorn advice.
Yours phruly,
Phrandy
Dear Phrandy,
Everyone thinks I am not human. It does not compute?
welcome to the club..
You have a clever sense of humor. I know many have been thrown by this inclusion in the prompt. On Rochelle’s blog there is another picture of a horse holding a water hose. We would love to see what you create from that.
Hi Joe,
It’s already there. here’s the link:
https://thewritersvillage.wordpress.com/2013/03/22/they-call-me-anna-friday-fictioneers/
Thanks for the nice words and commenes. Randy
Ha cute. I thought someone would use the captcha as a prompt. I’m heading over to read your horse story.
hey, you forgot to enter the code and numbers….
Oh I like it, but way to erode my confidence. I thought I was pretty clever. I enjoyed that.
I’m not one to erode confidence, betray a confidence, or instill confidence.
I’m not into those confidence games.
Thanks for your comments.
Randy
now just enter the darn code and hit like
I normally don’t read blogs that haven’t figured out how to disable the ‘Impolitechas’ but figured I’d give you a break just this once. I hate those things. Not reader friendly at all. Those with Blogspot ought to flogged on the spot for not switching to WordPress. I know, because I made the jump.
Aloha,
Doug
I agree totally. I hate them too.
Now just enter the damn code earthman!!!!!
I’ll second that. I also jumped from blogspot and sooo glad I did.
Cute take on the Captcha picture, Randy. Those at whom I aimed it missed it entirely. At least you made a fun story out of it. Heaves heavy sigh and moves on. Hosanna…rah rah rah.
shalom and a happy pesach,
Rochelle
a happy pesach to you, too.
What a fun one — and I better be careful what I type. I’m sure those robots are always paying attention.
always!
Randy
Phantastic. I was thinking about it…but I chose the horse. I put in a twist or two.
Cheers.
go for it. Horses are fun but there’s nothing like a good security code…
I must be getting older too…as some of those captcha codes are just too dang hard to read.
how about
“PB4U GO2Bed”????
😉 Randy
I can prove I’m a robot… can you 2 disintegr 8
Bro Bjorn Bot just type “14allandall41”
You must be PhantomGastic to come up with this one… Good One!
no, just gastric
Ha! I almost thought that was the prompt this week and then I was like…”wait a minute..”
Oops… I missed the thought, “wait a minute” – and went right to writing until I looked for the linky thing to post what I had written, saw the actual prompt and thought, “Oops” and then decided to write a second prompt story.
😉 Randy
And a fine job you did.