Time for little laughs…
Native Tongue: That has to be the one inside my mouth.
Dream Job: Sleep walking?
Bipolar Disorder: First north, then south; or is south first?
Sleight of Hand: A Munchkin greeting
Selected Shorts: The underwear that I put on this morning.
Fast Company: A five-minute visit
They are Inseparable: Siamese twins
Self-critical: I hate myself when I think that I might do that.
Self-aware: I thought I’d do it, so I did it.
Unaware: Did I do that? Are you sure?
Natural Gas Company: Don’t look at me
Organizing the Resistance: Obstinate chaos?
Museum of Modern Art: If it’s modern art, why is it in a museum?
Fracking: Who the F*** ever came up with that one?
Crosswords: unpleasant discussions (46 down)
Truth in Advertising: You figure that one out!