Don’cha just hate people who go against the normal flow. Ya ask them one thing and they’ll do the other…
Friday Fictioneers – Rochelle Wisoff-Fields posts a pic to write a 100 word story about.
This week it’s: HUMOR
That eyesore’s been there for years. Elmer never fixed it. What a mah-rone!
Everyone’s complained. We even offered to help tear it down. Hell, it ain’t worth fixin’.
But no, Elmer the FODD, is a stubborn fool. Yes, I said FODD, not FUDD.
You see, Elmer goes ahead and puts up a white fence rather than doing away with the barn.
Hence, the FODD – Friggin’ Oppositional Defiance Disorder.
He’s had it ever since he was born. His mother used to smack him silly.
Now we’re not sure if he acts that way simply from FODD or because of the swats.