The Wood Carver and the CEO: A Tale of Two Chiselers – Friday Fictioneers

Up in the air about who you are? Here comes the plane truth. Can you handle it?

Friday Fictioneer
s – Rochelle Wisoff-Fields posts a pic to write a 100 word story about.
This week it’s: HUMOR

copyright-Rich Voza

The Wood Carver and the CEO: A Tales of Two Chiselers

You asked me to teach you woodworking but you’re not ready.

You tried to use a carving tool. But you carved, “On a wing and a prayer.”

You said you could use a scoop. Not true. That sent you into a “tail spin”.

Then I asked you simply to, “Pass me the plane.”

The next thing I know you’re taxi’ing a jet down the runway yelling that you’re going to Washington to ask for more money.

So much ambition and grandiosity.
You said that’s what drives the economy.

Then, banker, do what you do best. Chisel people, not wood.

Randy Mazie

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28 thoughts on “The Wood Carver and the CEO: A Tale of Two Chiselers – Friday Fictioneers

  1. I like the first and last lines. Until I got to the last line, I was confused. I thought I was reading a story about a boy learning how to be a woodworker based on the first line, so I got lost. Of course, I probably would’ve been a little less lost if I’d read the title first, lol. This was interesting.

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