If I Hear “Twas the Night Before Christmas” One More Time…

Well, I’m getting two for the price of one

I’m linking this piece to both 100 Word Challenge at Julia’s Place and Open Link Monday at imaginary garden with real toads

public domain image from Bing seach

public domain image from Bing seach


 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
If I Hear “Twas the Night Before Christmas” One More Time…

I’ve heard it so much that I’m
Ready to yell;
The words have no meaning,
They don’t cast the spell

That they did in years past
When they were first heard,
And now when I hear them
I suffer from GERD.

So I’ll keep my words short
So it won’t interfere
With the point of this poem
Which is: I don’t want to hear

(Like a Nightmare on Elm Street)
These words (a bad dream):
“Twas the Night Before Christmas”

By God, I’ll blaspheme…


Randy Mazie

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