Master and Catmander:

This is a cat’s tale…

Friday Fictioneers – Rochelle Wisoff-Fields posts a pic to write a 100 word story about.
This week it’s:

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Master and Catmander

Sign the damn paper.

I don’t care if it is Christmas. Just sign.

No, I don’t have a pen. You know I couldn’t pick one up and hand it to you anyway.

Oh? So, you think that’s funny? Funny for me to have to swat a pen over to you.

That’s why I’m doing this. You’ll laugh because my thumbs don’t work like yours. You’re so warped.

Just sign the damn paper. Find a pen, moron.

I’ve had enough of you and your perversity.

Don’t bother reading the terms. You’re Your lawyer already told you to sign it. Just do it.


Randy Mazie

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52 thoughts on “Master and Catmander:

  1. Love your title, Randy. I can see the cat trying to hypnotize by gaze, too, with those intense eyes.

    (Lose the apostrophe in “You’re lawyer”.)

    I command you to have a wonderful Christmas! And if you feel ill from eating too much, drink a cata-tonic. 🙂

    • Ha. Thanks for making my day.
      I love when folks play back. Your cat-omments are cat-rific.
      I was kind of feeling, in a catty kind of way, un-cat-ered to, if you know what I mean

      BTW, it really wasn’t a contract.
      It was more like a purr-loined letter.

      Randy

  2. I think that cat was allowed to watch too much television. Lawyering up. My goodness. What’s the world coming to? LOL. Fun take on the prompt. I enjoyed it. I had a cat divorce me once. He simply refused to ever come back in the house. 😦 There’s a story there, but I won’t go into it.

  3. I’m surprised the cat needed a lawyer. I pretty sure that most of the cat I’ve known could easily pass the bar exam themselves. But cat know their rights… Serve and obey.

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