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Lillie Mcferrin posts a “Five Sentence Fiction” prompt.
This week it is: Devotion
Dog Gone Devotion
So, I’m sitting here wondering what I should do, because he’s in the other room hemorrhaging at the mouth about this, that, and the other, and I know when he gets that way, he’s ready to kick the proverbial dog.
I don‘t know why he stays with her, because, frankly, she’s always driving him crazy about this, that, and the other, and he can’t stand her nagging, and, frankly, I’ve had enough of her, too!
It’s really interfering with our relationship, and although most single guys prefer to spend a lot of time in bed and dogs prefer to spend a lot of their time out of bed, this is ridiculous because I am now almost always under the covers hoping not to get kicked, and she’s kicking his you-know-what all the time about this, that, and the other, and he’s not even getting close to first base with her.
So, my advise, my man, my master, is it’s time for a new bitch because this one is just constantly kicking your you-know-what all the time about this… that… and the other.