Fleas and more fleas

I wanna talk about Fleas….

Fleas
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
public domain hand drawing of a flea from wikipedia.org
 

Fleas

Adam
Had’em

by Ogden Nash
 

Fleas After the Apple

Eve’s
were up her sl-
Eves
 

Fleas After the Apple II

snake and
fleas
flee
 


The Four Fleas

The Fleatles sing, “Fleas flease me, oh yeah, like I flease you”
 

Apple Flee, Floor, and Flive

Apple Flee, floor, and flive
Made in China
 

“Fleason’s Greetings!”

by Randy “Nash” Mazie

special thanks to Janet “Sustainabilitea” from http://sustainabilitea.wordpress.com/,
This, that and the other thing: Musings on life

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14 thoughts on “Fleas and more fleas

  1. Thanks for the shout-out (I think). Glad it’s not flea-zing here in Ohio as I’m reading this, as it could easily be at this time of year. I see that snakes and fleas flee from the Apple II but what about from my iPad?

    Hopefully no one will tell you to take a (flea) powder after reading this. I know it doesn’t happen to flea-quently, but you never know.

    OK. I’m done and heading off to do a bit of reading before I get some much needed rest. Good night, all, I say flea-gmatically. Whoops! I said I was done. Sorry. 🙂

  2. We went to an office Christmas party last night where we sat with my boss and his girlfriend We couldn’t wait to flea! (Sorry, that’s the best I can do..

  3. I’m thankful God made fleas tiny because they are quite unlovely!!

    I also just realized that fame is flea-ting. And I’m sure you remember that hit “Flea-lings, nothing more that flea-lings. Trying to forget my flea-lings of love.”

    😉

  4. I’ve tried to post this three times and it won’t take, so I’ll try re-writing and make yet another flea-ting attempt. :-)….

    I’m thankful God made fleas tiny because they are quite unlovely!!

    I also just realized that fame is flea-ting. And I’m sure you remember that hit “Flea-lings, nothing more that flea-lings. Trying to forget my flea-lings of love.”

    😉

            • Randy, I’m laughing out loud at your temerity in using “flea” in this way. I looked up “flea” on Wicked-pedia (or maybe “Wiki-flea-bia”) to get some pun-ny ideas and found myself laughing at this as well:

              “It is possible to eliminate them by pressing individual fleas with adhesive tape or softened beeswax (or “cheese” wax) or by rolling a flea briskly between the fingers to disable it then crushing it between the fingernails. Fleas also can be drowned in soapy water.”

              I’m trying to imagine pressing individual fleas with adhesive tape or softened beeswax!! It’s completely flea-mmoxed my ability to continue in this vein (so to speak.)

              • You need to flee this subject.

                You are getting flea-obsessed. Or as we, in the field, call this pesty little disease –
                Flea-mania

                You will soon find yourself tic-ed off if you don’t stop.
                Let’s talk about something else, to divert you, something say a little bigger, maybe with more bite.

                How about mosquitos?

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