Friday Fictioneers – Rochelle Wisoff-Fields posts a pic to write a 100 word story about.
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My Little Ho-tela-dee (also known as The Hotel Dick)
Ah yes, my little ho-tel-adee.
Let’s get into one of these room-adees for one of your little rem-edies.
Here, let me have that key, my dear.
Oh sorry, that wasn’t your key that I grabbed?
How presumptuous of me, yes, to think it was.
No, a key is not soft like that, and yes, my dear, your points are well taken.
Now, my dearie, where were we?
Ah yes, a room …
I can’t seem to find the hole, my dear. A momentary set-back, I assure you.
Could you put it in for me?
I seem to have a revolving door here. Just a little motion sickness. I assure you it will pass.
Yes, if you would put it in the hole, just bend over slightly … keyhole, I assure you, I meant keyhole, my dear.
You have good aim. Now if you would turn slightly to the left and…
I think we’re almost in, my dear, yes indeed, almost in.
Okay. Okay. So it’s more than 100 words . You chuckled, right? Okay, I’ll sit out next week if I have to. Or I’ll sit on the back of the bus with the other “bad boys” if I have to. A dybbuk made me do it again. It wasn’t my fault. I swear. It was the dybbuk. No, a land shark. Definitely a land shark.