Picture It and Write from ermiliablog@wordpress
Write a paragraph of fiction to accompany the image.
Or, it can be a poem
Anyone who wants to join in is welcome.
the picture prompt for this week is below:
365 Days, 365 Positions
I can’t do it that way.
The book says it’s not hard.
I don’t care what the book says.
Come on, we bought it and you promised you’d try some of the positions.
I know what I promised and I know what I can do and they’re two different things
Party pooper.
Maybe, but at least I won’t be an “in traction” party pooper.
Well, you haven’t even tried the first position.
Because I can’t even come near to doing the first position, much less any of them.
Pooh.
Listen, when I agreed to trying new sexual things, I thought you’d buy “101 Ways to
Enjoying a Couple’s Night Out” or “Foreplay for Married Couples”.
So?
I didn’t think you’d buy “365 days, 365 positions”.
Come on, it’s really not hard.
No, it’s really not hard. So, why don’t we just go buy that book on foreplay, hon?
Randy Mazie
The Writer's Village 
If I could get into that position I wouldn’t need a relationship… just sayin’…
ha.
Ha is my favorite response.
well then, Ha twice.
Wait. Is two “ha’s” more your favorite than one “ha”. If not, please leave my one “Ha” stand as is.
But feel free to double up if it is more to your liking.
Ha. Ha. Ha. (I think I just went overboard here).
Ha , Randy
I do ha, or Ha or HA or HA!
what a wise eclectic Ha-guy.
No, make that: Ha, an eclectic wiseguy, Nyuk, Nyuk, Nyuk, Nyuk, Nyuk.
regards from Curly
Please, no mo… you are hil-larry-ous…
u2, ;-0
ha…uh… I mean Ha!
I do yoga, nothing like that though. I have the DVDs separated into categories. “Enjoy,” “can-do”, and “work up to.” The “work up to” ones tend to be more strength and endurance though, nothing complicated pretzel, but I totally related to the “what I promised and I know what I can do and they’re two different things.”
Thanks for contributing,
-Eliabeth
thank you
That is what you get when you don’t use your brain but something else when looking for a gift! Good poem
it was a conversation between a married couple.
I’m sorry but did you pocket dial this post?
Sorry “Pocket Dial” ?
just an expression…I was suggesting that your comment might have been meant for another blog.
Just a little attempt at humor in my response to your comment. Please don’t worry about it. Maybne I pocket dialed myself.
This was a very real-feel dialogue between a married couple. Good job!
thank you. My wife laughed at it. But the she often does laugh at it. I think I just revealed too much. Randy
*lol*
Very good/funny….!
A good relationship can always benefit from a little bookwork…!
Enjoyed that… 🙂
sometimes anything that works…. 😉
food, chocolate syrups, masks, vibrators (now I’ve gone too far, and besides that’s another prompt – get it? Another prompt!) ha Randy
Hahah Got it….! 🙂
Mind you; the mind itself can be a wonderful prompt, all by itself…! 😉
You are so right about that too. Thanks for being a good sport. Randy
🙂
ED? Sounds like 365 days, one position.
Who’s Ed? I don’t know any ED. And does ED do that position? And if he does, please don’t post any picture of him here on my post. We don’t need any ED Art in positions like that – unless they’re EDWINA’s like the one above. Now that we got that settled!
What is this 365 days and one position you wrote about? Randy